Another normal day

"She is pregnant"

"I am not pregnant, you ho!"

"You have Hepititis!"

"Shut up, Max you SLUT!"

"Aw, its okay Bella. If you are pregnant, we wont make you marry your boyfriend like Sarah Palins daughter. What was your boyfriends name again?"

"Its Mickey, Duane. Mickey. Really Bella? Really? I mean ATLEAST you could have used protection before you had sex WITH A MOUSE!"

"OH MY GOD! STOP IT!"

"I love how you arent even defending you havent had sex yet..."

"MOM! I havent had sex!!! IM NOT PREGNANT! Max is just a BIG FAT SLUT!"

"Sure... Are you using protection?"

"NO MOM! no, I am not. Would you like to know why?"

"Cause Mickey is the only man you can get?"

"Tranny please! I can get any man I want you slut!"

"Which makes you a ho. and pregnant."

"Bella, ARE you having sex?"

"OH MY GOD! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AND when I DO have sex, I will use protection!!!"

"Whatever preggers. See you later guys, I have to go to work, I will be late. But when I get off of work I will stop by target and pick up some onsies for your baby. I'll buy yellow ones since we dont know the gender yet. Bye!"

"IM GOING TO KILL YOU!"